Pagina's

dinsdag 30 november 2010

In order to be irreplaceable, be different.

Sometimes people ask me if I can provide them with a play partner, or if I can introduce them to someone who can help them with their sexual needs once in a while.

If I ever would get frustrated on an issue, it would be about my inability to help on this subject.
Mind you, till now, BDSM is still a forbidden action in Belgium and although it’s quite seldom that there’s an exchange of body fluids during a professional Sm session, the action itself is still catalogued as prostitution.
And now we’re at it; Belgian law often looks the other way regarding prostitution but convicts pimps quite hush. Therefore, I’d risk a one way ticket towards prison if I would let you know where to start with your experimental journey towards physical happiness.

After reading this resume, I guess it doesn’t surprise you that I keep feeling a little itch going through my veins thinking about the most exquisite escort service ever. A service ran with an open vision towards either the customers as their sex workers. Let me share a dream with you: Imagine, She, looking like Rita Hayworth, carrying little Chanel nipple clamps in her purse and He, wearing Tom Ford and a face that gets you on your knees with a blink of his eyes. They enter your hotel lounge with their little suitcase, looking like you average expensive secretary but instead of bringing their books and pens; they move all kind of toys that will bring you on top of the stairway to your personal heaven.

And yes, they are both extremely educated in the art of ‘Torture and Hug’. Because let me be frank, there is nothing more terrifying than a Sm session with someone who’s trying to be at their best. Therefore, He and She followed a course on how to take action in a room that isn’t fit for the purpose (for example a hotel room with no St. Andreas cross or hooks and angles fixed on the wall).
They know how to be sexy, discreet, dominant and seductive without anyone’s notice but your own.

You like? Well, if somebody out there would be so kind of changing the law a little bit, just an itchy bit, so I can get it started. I would be most obliged. Thank you.